tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35294516020754891342024-03-12T19:20:10.065-07:00_duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.comBlogger118125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-19726052009031572192011-05-30T09:12:00.000-07:002011-05-30T09:17:16.923-07:00Volsted Lounge - Swanky!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SsUqxZBF42M/TePC4vIxOwI/AAAAAAAAAFg/wNPdF7ceBZU/s1600/IMG_20110423_211646.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SsUqxZBF42M/TePC4vIxOwI/AAAAAAAAAFg/wNPdF7ceBZU/s200/IMG_20110423_211646.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612543840615480066" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CO337__WT9Q/TePCyVx5j1I/AAAAAAAAAFY/du2aP6i6OIE/s1600/IMG_20110423_203122.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CO337__WT9Q/TePCyVx5j1I/AAAAAAAAAFY/du2aP6i6OIE/s200/IMG_20110423_203122.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612543730729455442" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DKbMSH1FUSM/TePCrudSs7I/AAAAAAAAAFQ/utk4-SZrJ7Q/s1600/IMG_20110423_203113.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DKbMSH1FUSM/TePCrudSs7I/AAAAAAAAAFQ/utk4-SZrJ7Q/s200/IMG_20110423_203113.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612543617094824882" /></a><br />Well we just love the <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/volstead-lounge-austin">Volsted Lounge</a>, which smells like a thrift store and looks like a well-worn bordello. Great swanky-trashy ambiance, and for whatever amazing luck, it isn't too crowded yet. Which is really good for the bathrooms, as the ladies' room only has one stall on a teeny platform with this cool phone-booth-esque door right off the bar. Basically, if like ten more people find out about this place, the bathroom will almost always be in use, so shut up already.duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-26726902599835796342011-05-30T08:53:00.000-07:002011-05-30T09:01:54.036-07:00The Brixton! Yaaaay<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4077/4898542314_3018851285.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 374px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4077/4898542314_3018851285.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4076/4898553036_3823417ca7.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 374px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4076/4898553036_3823417ca7.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4116/4898551652_21c14a99ef.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 374px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4116/4898551652_21c14a99ef.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4075/4897959815_6b08d53956.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 374px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4075/4897959815_6b08d53956.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />The <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-brixton-austin">Brixton </a>is a small, dank dive bar, which we pretty much love and if you don't get it, don't go. It's really too small to visit if you aren't planning to have an awesome time the second you walk in the door, so spare everyone the 'tude. We make best friends every time we go here - they're pictured. Oh, and look! Functional bathrooms with obscene graffiti! Beer, whiskey, people, fun, and working facilities that also entertain. With a Poo Blog shoutout on the cash register! We're good.duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-3570535219136600762011-05-30T08:36:00.001-07:002011-05-30T08:46:19.934-07:00No hot stingers here! Viva Yellow Jacket<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Yil7y4VJs5I/TeO6I8TH9HI/AAAAAAAAAFI/REX_2uuCMdI/s1600/YJ1pb.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 149px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Yil7y4VJs5I/TeO6I8TH9HI/AAAAAAAAAFI/REX_2uuCMdI/s200/YJ1pb.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612534223421830258" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4RodpAvTngs/TeO5ubykE6I/AAAAAAAAAFA/TL4s0Lra9w0/s1600/5463128626_9fcb131a55_m.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 149px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4RodpAvTngs/TeO5ubykE6I/AAAAAAAAAFA/TL4s0Lra9w0/s200/5463128626_9fcb131a55_m.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612533768018727842" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UZ-RQVIo2ZE/TeO5rKheqfI/AAAAAAAAAE4/FjsGJq9OOaM/s1600/5462528825_c313f250f5_m.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 149px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UZ-RQVIo2ZE/TeO5rKheqfI/AAAAAAAAAE4/FjsGJq9OOaM/s200/5462528825_c313f250f5_m.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612533711844059634" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kCpkZ5AxuGc/TeO5n4AllYI/AAAAAAAAAEw/VqaJeC4IC-A/s1600/5462526091_0767c40cd1_m.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 149px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kCpkZ5AxuGc/TeO5n4AllYI/AAAAAAAAAEw/VqaJeC4IC-A/s200/5462526091_0767c40cd1_m.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612533655334655362" /></a><br />We were pretty fond of the Yellow Jacket, a newish hipster bar on Austin's East Side with a full coffee menu, taps of luscious beers, booze, a swell staff and authentic Frito pie. And wow, what great rest rooms! We only popped into the women's room but man is it neat in there. All the wood from the place was sourced from older buildings, and the bathroom is trimmed in sturdy twigs. A stone wolf lurks in the larger stall, but serves as a protector, not a threat. A black-and-white photo of a rugged, American football player is nestled into the branches framing the mirror, to further pump one up. <br />My only complaint would be that the stall without the wolf statue is a bit narrow. This poo blog contributor is 5"10 and a size 14 (real talk!) and turning completely sideways was the only way to fit through the door. Anyone larger will have to use the roomier stall.<br />Because the beer served here works so well, this blogger accidentally left her phone in the loo. But someone returned it to the bar and the phone was returned! We love cool new bars with excellent. functional bathrooms decorated with re-purposed wood. Yay, Yellow Jacket!duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-75470280287571591822010-07-16T14:33:00.000-07:002010-07-16T16:14:54.662-07:00WANDERLAND!<img src="http://media1.px.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/HbXczvRvE_D5H_tB9qVCAA/l" /><br /><br /><br />This Eco-Hip store on North Lamar and 33rd is a rad place to shop for cool and unique gifts. Very friendly staff that will help you pick out a gift for your mom or sister. They also have Dog toys that your doggie will love. If you're shopping and find the need to hit the bathroom then go for it. Bathrooms are very clean and they even have an automatic trash can. How cool is that!? <br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/photo1.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/photo2-8.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/photo3-7.jpg">duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-49950764702290669602010-02-10T19:21:00.000-08:002010-02-10T19:23:44.075-08:00BENNU COFFEE<div id=":35" class="ii gt"><p>Hi my name is judy I would like to submit my review of Bennu coffee shop. Off e.19th st and mlk to your poo blog. I am a big fan and would be so honored. I am emailing photos as well. Perhaps you can make them brighter with some image enhancing software? Thank you and many farts to you... here it is -</p> <p>I walked into bennu at 11pm on a Sunday. The place was packed. The inside and out was full of students on their laptops taking life and homework way too seriously. The smell of over achievers, coffee beans and adderoll was in the air. I love coffee because it helps release the poo. So I down 2 cups of their dark roast with a teaspoon of honey and wait for business as usual. I walk into the pristine bathroom complete with "intelletual grafiti" ok it wasn't graff it was an ornate chalkboard with plenty of colorful chalk to let students and teachers interact in the lou. Let it be known to you college kids and cheapos, they leave a few spare rolls of t.p in the bathroom which is handy if you like to steal toilet paper like me! The bathroom at bennu is 24 hrs of pristine privacy. A classy bathroom with all the essentials. Though the coffee shop it self is kind of lame. The product is good but the crowd is studying constantly giving it the enviornment of a study hall and not of a relaxing cafe. The lights are actually dimmer in the bathroom than they are in the shop! So my tip, talk your mug and a magazine to bennu's crapper. Its really the best seat in the house!</p><p><br /></p><p>-Jude the Dude</p><p><br /></p><p><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/2010-02-08002843.jpg" /></p><p><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/2010-02-08002906.jpg" /></p><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/2010-02-08002827.jpg" /> </div>duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-76631794131150423372010-01-04T17:50:00.001-08:002010-01-04T17:52:16.428-08:00MY BROTHERS BATHROOMMY BROTHER LIVES IN HOUSTON. MY OTHER BROTHER LIKES TO GO TO HIS HOUSE AND POOP. THIS IS HIS BATHROOM AND ONE OF MY BROTHERS. <br /><br />NICE SHOWER CURTAIN. DID MOM BUY YOU THOSE?<br /><br /><img src="http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3574/kdatpoop.jpg" />duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-1363805504679836912009-11-23T19:56:00.000-08:002009-11-23T20:03:28.445-08:00DB'S - DIRTY BILLSDB'S - DIRTY BILLS. My favorite new spot to have a good time. What can I say about this place? Lets see here. (scratches chin). It's long and narrow which makes it cool. Decent bathrooms with working locks. Cheap drinks. Great Bartenders. Some free video games. They have a Dirty's Limo which you can have pick you up (they work on Tips by the way). <br /><br />Enjoy the pics and check this place out if you haven't.<br /><br />http://dirtybill.com/<br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/IMG_0786-2.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/IMG_0787-1.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/IMG_0785-1.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/IMG_0784-1.jpg" />duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-9757433111521943692009-11-12T12:32:00.001-08:002009-11-12T12:40:50.414-08:00UNHOLY SHIT!! DANZIG'S TOUR BUS CRAPPER<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://thenationalevil.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/danzig.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 368px; height: 447px;" src="http://thenationalevil.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/danzig.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SvxyQbQshoI/AAAAAAAAAEI/GL6L9mTbJ6E/s1600-h/photo.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SvxyQbQshoI/AAAAAAAAAEI/GL6L9mTbJ6E/s320/photo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403319279459010178" /></a><br />It's fair to say that every punk's black heart shrunk and shriveled to a wee size when the news that Danzig would be headlining Fun Fun Fun Fest 4 broke in the 2009. Let me preface this by underlining the fact that, no, the toilet on Danzig's tour bus does NOT have a little step stool. The diminutive singer who xeroxed the logo that is now made into lunchboxes and lightswitch plates for the gothy set is also the world's darkest Elvis impersonator, which means Danzig could die on the toilet one day!! This toilet pic could be historical!! My first punk record was the Dead Kennedys, and in all honesty, I view Danzig as something of a punchline, so imagine the snickers when a poo blog pal somehow gained super VIP entry to Danzig's tour bus and was able to get this shot.<br />Fun (Fun Fun) fact: Via Facebook, I learned that the reason Danzig's drummer's riser is so high is because Danzig doesn't like to bend down to get his water. Ooo-kayyy. <br />butter posted this!<br />Another fun (fun fun) fact: According to a great column in the <a href="http://austinchronicle.com">Austin Chronicle</a>, "Bringing the ceremony full circle, a fan took the stage after the band's festival closing apocalypse and, fulfilling a final wish, <a href="http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid%3A912794">spread the ashes of her deceased friend</a> where Glenn Danzig last stood. 'To tell you the truth,' admits Transmission's James Moody, 'we were all a bit freaked out by it.'"<br /><br />If only she knew about Danzig's toilet!duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-74375910255539325342009-11-12T12:19:00.000-08:002009-11-12T12:24:31.506-08:00The Horseshoe Lounge!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3505/3978290940_59a73479e9.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3505/3978290940_59a73479e9.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3499/3978286070_e744c02fd1_m.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 240px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3499/3978286070_e744c02fd1_m.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />The Horseshoe is one of South Lamar's oldest dive bars. This place has earned its stripes in getting Southies drunk, and continues the fine tradition in classic, rustic Austin style: gritty, sand-strewn shuffleboard court, faded UT banners, drinkers from weary and creased to fresh-faced (ahem), country to metal. Their bathrooms have an old-school feel and yet are quite accommodating. Perfect to accept your waste, whatever school your poo may be from.duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-41177030450625797182009-11-12T12:15:00.000-08:002009-11-12T12:28:08.520-08:00Bender Bar!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2595/4040808863_126356273f_m.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 240px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2595/4040808863_126356273f_m.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3491/4040806805_e99eb4aac5.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3491/4040806805_e99eb4aac5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2486/4041557560_92c583049b_m.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 180px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2486/4041557560_92c583049b_m.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2758/4040810817_896a90a08b_m.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 240px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2758/4040810817_896a90a08b_m.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />South Austin may have found its Jackalope - meaning, a bar that serves as a home base for punk and metal types - in this, the Bender Bar. The punny name is played upon with a robot theme, exemplified in art announcing the bathroom doors (ooh, metal and bendy). The night we went, we gave our camera to a pal to shoot the inside of http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifthe men's can and they accidentally (ahem) photographed a dude's head as he peed. Dude got all Poltergeist and screamed, "What's happening!?" Sorry, bro. Luckily, we did not get thrown out. The luck of the poo blog!!duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-63457246191134320912009-11-12T12:09:00.000-08:002009-11-12T12:31:48.468-08:00Lustre Pearl!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2584/3978410960_afe026fe94_m.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 160px; height: 240px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2584/3978410960_afe026fe94_m.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3493/3977637571_3dd723afa3.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3493/3977637571_3dd723afa3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3535/3978399396_e557d13d05.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3535/3978399396_e557d13d05.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Ohh, this super cute house-cum-bar has a simply delightful bathroom, with goofy candy-colored-tiled walls and loads of space for the ladies to bond in. Perfect to poo in, too! And the house is way considerate to ladies - witness the almost bouquet-like arrangement of tampons, housed in a clear glass vase. Those are complimentary, ladies! Free tampons!duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-56259696078551941302009-11-09T13:17:00.001-08:002009-11-09T13:30:04.437-08:00The Four Seasons Hotel, Austin<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2620/4071068870_2842d37f8f.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2620/4071068870_2842d37f8f.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2533/4070305175_ea1182f5c5.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2533/4070305175_ea1182f5c5.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2656/4070304235_062697bcd1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2656/4070304235_062697bcd1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Hey, we take our job at the poo blog very seriously. Even the fanciest party at a world-class hotel is not free from our scrutiny. We will penetrate and photograph all of kinds of bathrooms, be they encrusted in marble and gold plate or fecal matter and hair. We are just that dedicated! So imagine the sheer glee in visiting the restrooms at the Four Seasons Hotel in Austin, a swanky yet still warm and friendly place (if you're not scaaared of its opulence) with truly bangin' bathrooms.<br /><br />Witness the marble, the sheen, the almost cloth-but-still-disposable hand towels, and the best part: the toilet paper is folded to a point and then dabbed with a gold sticker to maintain its freshness and purity. We are agog. Well played, Four Seasons. Well played.duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-11536099160323353892009-11-09T13:01:00.000-08:002009-11-09T13:17:08.523-08:00North Loop Mini Mart!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2462/3937408926_8c4f3ba436.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2462/3937408926_8c4f3ba436.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2469/3936629355_b93a418d37.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2469/3936629355_b93a418d37.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Now that Sound on Sound has closed, I'd bet that beer, JOOSE, and Sparks sales from this grody mini-mart have plummeted like the hopes of the unemployed. We ran in during the North Loop iBiz block party (which ruled) and slipped back to the rest room to check things out. Amazingly, the can is not too gross, stocked with cleaning supplies and paper, and seems perfectly accommodating to accept your waste! Even though soda and other stuff is right outside the door, this is not Austin's grossest place to poop, not by a long shot. Three stars!!duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-65834835223227373942009-09-29T12:01:00.000-07:002009-09-29T12:02:27.935-07:00Everyone Poop's TrailerSpike Jonze! Funny shit<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wsLqKAvKiQM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wsLqKAvKiQM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-40309462530551288392009-09-27T12:17:00.000-07:002009-09-27T12:20:52.643-07:00Rio Grande<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2520/3860097477_851a29299f.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2520/3860097477_851a29299f.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2542/3860882220_c259a626af.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2542/3860882220_c259a626af.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />This, the former Real World Austin house, is a fun, slightly glam Mexican restaurant that always has live music and can get boisterous at times. Good food (like fish tacos and watermelon martinis) and look how cute the bathrooms are! We love the blue paint, flowers, and gorgeous terra cotta tiles. Viva Rio Grande!duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-24242056643246623562009-09-27T12:00:00.000-07:002009-09-27T12:08:27.194-07:00Bull McCabe's<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3014/3870228109_200ea6e38a.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3014/3870228109_200ea6e38a.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2597/3870230681_0038c7ca1d.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2597/3870230681_0038c7ca1d.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />This lovely dive marries all the better amenities of an Irish pub (darts, Guinness, road signs in Gaelic) with a Red River dive bar (it's on Red River and is a dive bar). Man were we ever pleased when we tagged along for a drink after hanging a Headhunter's for a minute. Bull McCabe's bathrooms are very efficient, and we do appreciate the DWI lawyer's strategically placed ad. <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2507/3870229309_3f95b6bb85.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2507/3870229309_3f95b6bb85.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-1619531024377297252009-09-27T11:02:00.000-07:002009-09-27T11:06:28.369-07:00Gumbo's/The Historic Brown Building<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3581/3819571022_66302f400f.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3581/3819571022_66302f400f.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />One night we got to go to Gumbo's for a luxurious dinner of tasty New Orleans-styled cuisine. Gumbo's is in the historic Brown Building, which according to its <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Building ">wiki page</a>, was completed in 1938 and was home to the holding corporation for the Lyndon Johnson family. So you can bet Ladybird Johnson has pooed in here! And maybe even Jackie O! In the 2000s, this awesome building was converted to loft apartments, but the bathroom still enjoys a semi-public status, at least if one is stealthy enough and looks like they're just popping in while en route to a fancy restaurant or condo. Despite its young age, the building was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1997, so this has got to be one of the most important terlets added to the poo blog next to the ones in the <a href="http://pooing-in-austin.blogspot.com/2009/06/crapitol-aka-capitol.html">Capitol</a>! And we really dig the tile! Black grout keeps it looking awesome even after seventy years.duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-50713756926773293122009-09-18T17:46:00.001-07:002009-09-18T17:46:21.459-07:00POO BLOGGER!<img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/Picture1-9.png">duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-60088219519454383332009-09-05T09:04:00.000-07:002009-09-05T09:07:04.942-07:00WE LIKE PRACTICAL JOKES!!WE HERE AT THE POO BLOG LIKE PRACTICAL JOKES THEREFORE I TOOK A PIC OF MY POO WHICH LOOKED LIKE A SNAKE. MY ROOMIE SAID IT LOOKED LIKE A HOT DOG HENCE THE PHOTO SHOP<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/photo-1-2.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/hotdog.jpg">duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-59472981857601340102009-08-31T17:00:00.000-07:002009-08-31T17:02:05.418-07:00DAILY DEUCE!!<img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/photo4-3.jpg?t=1251763206"><br /><br />The Austin Poo Blog crew are big fans of Daily Juice but even bigger fans of DAILY DEUCE!!!!<br /><br />If you see this car around town be sure to honk and give a nice wave!duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-29137931226205788942009-08-25T14:59:00.000-07:002009-08-25T15:02:37.422-07:00WHOLE FOODS (Downtown... Mens)Today I was out driving around for my real job and I felt a Turtle Head peaking out. I was like where can I go to drop a turd?? Then it hit me. WHOLE FOODS!!!! Bathrooms are pretty clean and have those automatic flushers. Best part was after I was done I got a smoothie which was yummy.<br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/HF1.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/HF2.jpg" /><br /><br /><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/mjsitta/HF3.jpg" /><br /><br />-Mattduece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-54169568012720131272009-08-19T20:56:00.000-07:002009-08-19T21:10:46.169-07:00DUECE LA DUECE'S MOM'S TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SozMS-L8S2I/AAAAAAAAAEA/KkGtvAvDZ9E/s1600-h/mattsmomsterlet.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SozMS-L8S2I/AAAAAAAAAEA/KkGtvAvDZ9E/s320/mattsmomsterlet.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371893081848957794" /></a><br />Let it never be said that the poo blog has no sense of tradition and honor. Yes, no bathroom is ever safe, and everywhere is fair game, but awesome bathrooms are revered and treasured. And look how close the apple falls from the tree! This sweet dual flusher was recently installed by none other than Duece La Duece's very own MOM, who knows quality and cares about conserving water!! See the two little buttons by the pretty pretty purple tissue box? One is for poop, and the other pee. Regular old one-flush terlets use from 3.5 to 7 gallons per flush, and these new dual flusher johns use only 0.8 or 0.9 for fluid (pee) and 1.25 to 1.6 gallons for solid waste (poo!). Oh, and this is butter posting, and I got all the above info from a martha stewart publication (guess which one!!) and they refer further inquiries on the subject to <a href="http://dualflushtoilet.net">dualflushtoilet.net</a>. So yeah, in closing, Duce La Duece's mom rules and her terlet isn't bad either.duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-48176923656223158672009-08-11T12:06:00.000-07:002009-08-11T12:12:43.532-07:00POO BLOG ON TOUR!! Herm's Palace, Chicago, IL<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoHCf3AAwXI/AAAAAAAAAD4/zKaYgoGmmyY/s1600-h/100_2069.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoHCf3AAwXI/AAAAAAAAAD4/zKaYgoGmmyY/s320/100_2069.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368786083398074738" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoHCfUl5nmI/AAAAAAAAADw/gyIO006TBXQ/s1600-h/100_2065.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoHCfUl5nmI/AAAAAAAAADw/gyIO006TBXQ/s320/100_2065.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368786074161749602" /></a><br />We here at the Poo Blog are big fans of hot dogs. Herm's Palace, right outside Chicago in Evanston, IL, is an awesome family joint that doesn't use computers or even WRITE ANY ORDERS DOWN when you make them. They can literally remember the food orders of 40 people and not screw it up. Their food is sublime. But getting to the can is a challenge. You have to go downstairs (don't hit your head, the door is low clearance) to the basement. Spoooky.duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-74786328751069300582009-08-11T11:50:00.000-07:002009-08-11T12:04:13.364-07:00FRANK<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoHAhka_9YI/AAAAAAAAADo/gkhpG3gGwQw/s1600-h/100_2106.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoHAhka_9YI/AAAAAAAAADo/gkhpG3gGwQw/s320/100_2106.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368783913747477890" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoHAhLoKXWI/AAAAAAAAADg/GSE4DLmEj8o/s1600-h/100_2105.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoHAhLoKXWI/AAAAAAAAADg/GSE4DLmEj8o/s320/100_2105.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368783907091799394" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoHAg8gOnwI/AAAAAAAAADY/gLVwUcHMYwg/s1600-h/100_2104.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoHAg8gOnwI/AAAAAAAAADY/gLVwUcHMYwg/s320/100_2104.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368783903031992066" /></a><br />If you're one of those Austinites that can name the exact date that this town stopped being cool, which has something to do with an icehouse closing, you may very likely hate FRANK. We wouldn't know how cool Austin was; we moved here long after Austin stopped being cool and are using up all the water and jobs that are left, and making fun of select bathrooms in our spare time. <br /><br />FRANK is a spanking-new hot dog joint that tries to look old and makes and slings "artisanal" sausages. That means fancily hand-crafted. FRANK is a hipster/yuppie joint that does have decent food, but even the noobs in town will pop their Yankee monocles at tallboys of beer priced at $3. Gasp anew at the baskets of waffle fries, which will set you back $7. In case you wondered where the hell FRANK is spending all that cash, let us show you. Their bathrooms are strip-club fancy with granite sinks and a cool toilet paper holder (not pictured) that made us want a bigger bag so we could steal it. But stealing is wrong. Wrong!! Almost as wrong as charging $8 for a beef sausage sandwich. Oh, calm down we bitch because we love.duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529451602075489134.post-28186898908172729722009-08-11T11:36:00.000-07:002009-08-11T12:04:56.186-07:00The Liberty BarWe love cheap shitty dive bars as much if not more than the next person, and true to form, the Liberty Bar is a drunk's dream come true: Two vodka sodas and a Lone Star cost just $8.50 when we visited. Even though this joint is brand-new, it's pretty clear the owners spent more time curating the graffiti art and packing down the dirt in the bocce ball court than fixing up the bathrooms. The ladies' is a tactical disaster: swinging doors made of plywood, even when carved in a charming, Western saloon style, do not work. They neither open nor will they properly close. This means instant bonding , as every single woman attempting to use said loo will utter a "What the hell" which will be echoed by an "I KNOW, RIGHT!!" Also, the mirrors are in a disastrous state. Warning us that they're about to collapse is not quite good enough when someone is bleeding. The men's room has a trough - so old school. Yet another great bar with a shitty bathroom. Home at last.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoG8trvAzCI/AAAAAAAAADQ/SH1beuyTn1k/s1600-h/100_2096.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoG8trvAzCI/AAAAAAAAADQ/SH1beuyTn1k/s320/100_2096.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368779723822386210" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoG8tKx4apI/AAAAAAAAADI/7q0l3CVu8zA/s1600-h/100_2094.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoG8tKx4apI/AAAAAAAAADI/7q0l3CVu8zA/s320/100_2094.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368779714976049810" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoG8sixZTII/AAAAAAAAADA/ywqsIuEZveE/s1600-h/100_2093.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoG8sixZTII/AAAAAAAAADA/ywqsIuEZveE/s320/100_2093.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368779704236592258" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoG8sKLN7uI/AAAAAAAAAC4/NZ2QkYcYjEo/s1600-h/100_2092.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoG8sKLN7uI/AAAAAAAAAC4/NZ2QkYcYjEo/s320/100_2092.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368779697634012898" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoG8r6LwlwI/AAAAAAAAACw/xLXbIAdr7rU/s1600-h/100_2090.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J34ZHPTDVKw/SoG8r6LwlwI/AAAAAAAAACw/xLXbIAdr7rU/s320/100_2090.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368779693341316866" /></a>duece la duecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08189900505027944302noreply@blogger.com0