RED 7

holy shit is all I can say. If you gotta poo go somewhere else. almost as bad as Emo's.

SIDE BAR

One of my favorite bars. Bartenders make cheap stiff drinks. But I wouldn't take a dump here if you paid me

SCOOT INN (Ladies)

pretty sweet place

In an awesomely dumpy tin shack, past the band, behind a teeny door with an almost illegible sign lies...surprisingly nice bathrooms, which are probably new(ish) and not beat to shit (yet). Heh.
7 out of 10 - butter







(pics 2 & 3 by butter)

MOHAWK (Girls)

hell yes!! I remember using their bathrooms to shit at SXSW. oh man.. Good Times


The downstairs toilet at Mohawk feel schizophrenic. There's the two
over there, then two over here. Bad feng shui, we think, but plenty of
options to poo inn. Also the sinks have to be shut off just right or
else the water will keep flowing - and a lot of Mohawk patrons seem to
have trouble with this. LADIES. Turn the freaking water off. For total
privacy, try the toilets upstairs near the green room.
5 out of 10. - butter

Girls





HANDICRAPPER!



view while sitting on toilet



(pics - Butter)

Casino El Camino (Girls)

These small, cramped pair of toilets leave no privacy for pooing.
Anyone waiting can peep over the partition, or even peek through the
door since the hook-and-eye lock leaves a gap. But this is how you
make friends, right? Yeah, no.
4 out of 10 -butter







(pics - Butter)

EMOS AUSTIN (GIRLS)

Interesting fact about this toilet: Hallmark Cards were scouting for a
really gross bathroom to use in some amazingly edgy new card, and this
was deemed the most photogenic and offensive to the senses of all of
Austin's places to poo. For real! Billy Bishop told me. 7 out of 10. - butter





pics of dude's bathroom coming soon...

(pics - butter)

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