Hoboken Pie

Hoboken Pie
We love the brand spanking new Hoboken Pie, right near all the best shitty rock clubs downtown with awesome, delicious pizza. They even have soy and rice cheese if you're vegan. And what awesome bathrooms! So clean and private. I can't think of a better place to poo than this. Don't you love how they hook the key to a pizza pan? Heaven.
10 out of 10 (words & pics - butter)

ELYSIUM

This lovable, dorky goth club (with one of the best 80s nights in Austin!) has surprisingly awesome bathrooms. Elysium took the pains to hang a huge light-up sign blaring "WOMEN", painted rad medieval art on the stall doors, and check out the purple paint - looks like spongework! So goth, so cool, so efficient - we'd poo here anytime.
8 out of 10 (pics & words - butter)

Maru Sushi

You have to walk down a little hallway, which was hot as shit, to get to the bathroom. Bathrooms were OK for a sushi place I guess. Good Sushi!!

Drungo Ice House (29th & Rio Grande)

This place just opened. Great bathrooms!! Mirrors everywhere so I hope you like looking at yourself taking a poop. Oh and if you go here try the Pizza. Good shit!

RIO RITA (Ladies)

Rio Rita is comfy and a little bit swanky for Austin. There is only one ladies' room, and it is as pink and pretty as Molly Ringwald's prom dress in "Pretty In Pink." Though the hook-and-eye lock could easily be broken by some bruiser with no couth, this is a great place to poo.





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BARFLY'S (Ladies)

We love Barfly's the most: cheap drinks, friendly staff, cool regulars. And how about this awesome ladies' room! Even the lone toilet can't dampen our enthusiasm for what may be the most perfect place to poo in East Austin: four toilet paper holders are always stocked, and several rolls wait in position to be called into duty (heh). There is a cute little waiting room which can fit two friendly ladies, but the actual terlet is built for one, meaning you can poo freely and often.
9 out of 10.





(words & pics - butter)

JACKALOPE (Mens)

Not a place to shit. But the door seems to work and it's really dark in there. 5 out of 10?