Tuesday, October 21, 2008

NOMAD BAR

Nomad's, over on the east side, has a great backyard and some teravel books classing up the joint, but we liked the bathroom with its chalk-board-lined walls best. Peep the unicorn pic! We just wish they left chalk out so everyone could doodle as they pooed.

(words & pics - butter)





CEDAR DOOR

Big ass mens bathroom. 2 Urinals and 1 BIG ass shitter. Not bad. Seemed pretty clean. POO AWAY!!







HYDE PARK GRILL (Central)

Wonderful bathroom yet was a little dirty. Dont they have people to take out the trash? Privacy is great unless somebody else has to take a shit then you have them knocking at the door.







Sunday, October 12, 2008

The Peacock Lounge

The Peacock Lounge is a lovely old-school bar with aqua walls, crystal chandeliers in the shape of luscious pineapples, and a white-belt dress code/beardo hipster contingent. Hipster-haters, stay home. Tolerant drunks, enjoy the ladies lounge with metallic wallpaper and a peacock-adorned outer door.






(words and pics - butter)

SHADY GROVE

Lovely family place. Bathrooms are in the trailers. Didn't poo here but it looks safe and clean enough.











Barton Springs Saloon

Barton Springs Saloon has a pretty cool ladies' room, with a charming wooden wall which may or may not have been made of palettes. Either way, this is a great place to poo.

(words & pics - butter)

Frank and Angies

One hell of a pizza joint and good place to poo. Highly recommended







Gingerman Pub

One of my favorite bars in Austin. Tons of beers and also good people watching. good place to drop a turd too if you have to







TEXAS CHILI PARLOR!!









Nestled in the shadow of the capitol rests the Texas Chili Parlor, a charming, rustic, honky-tonk with killer chili, nachos, and anything you like to drink. This is a cool, ancient bar, and we love to drink in the main room. BUT - here in Texas, you can bet our BUTS are bigger - the bathrooms in the T C P are a serial killer's wet dream. Creepy and closed in, but with plenty of angles to hide behind and peep at an unsuspecting user. Junkies, beware: there are no locks on the women's room door, and though there are two stalls, there is zero privacy, because there are no doors: just clear shower curtains. Lots of creepy graffiti spatter the asylum-white walls. I don't even want to pee in there, let alone poo! Oh Texas Chili Parlor, please, fix up your terlets.

(words & pics - butter)

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

BARTON SPRINGS MALL (LADIES!!)











The Barton Springs Mall is surprisingly elegant, filled with plants, leather chairs, and its shockingly genteel bathrooms. Except for winding down and around long hallways - never good if you're in a rush - this is a perfect place to poo. And amazingly, this poo blog contributor got caught taking pics by a soccer mom with shopping bags! And they thought it was funny! Bathrooms really are important. Austin gets this.
9 out of 10 stars

(pics & words - butter)

BEERLAND (DUDERS!!)



KATZ's





Trudy's (North)





MOMO's (dude's)