POO BLOG ON TOUR!! DIXIE CHICKEN in College Station, TX

So, what else is there to do in College Station than to gig 'em and attend fire school trade shows? Well, Dixie Chicken is pretty popular. Its rustic-looking facade, one million taxidermied deer heads, and olde-timey amusinge signs on the walls make Red Lobster look like a five-star yuppie joint. People line up, order their food, then drink beer and play dominoes while they wait.

The ladies' room in Dixie Chicken is something of a horrorshow where crazy tin signs take on a twisted, awful new meaning. No antibacterial soap nor hot water is enough to remove the overwhelming feeling of ickiness this rest room provokes. We were digging the vibe in the Dixie Chicken until we visited the ladies', and maybe, just maybe, a bunch of beers wold help us see it differently. Maybe.

POO BLOG ON TOUR!! College Station, TX

College Station is just 110 miles from the ATX, but man is it ever Aggie-ful and large-animal-hospital-y and rustic and Texan college-town in a way we kind of enjoyed. Our intention was to visit Disaster City, a massive, 32-acre training facility for fire fighters complete with scenarios like "FLAMING OIL WELL" and "COLLAPSED MINI-MALL," but we found something even better - a full-sized, porcelain toilet housed in a fire truck!! Can you believe this?

This real toilet was custom-built into a fire truck for Riverside FD.
We were floored at the ingenuity. God knows the people that run into burning buildings to save lives deserve every comfort and necessity available right by their sides - and if it wasn't available before, it is now! Way to go, Riverside FD. We salute you, and your can!

THE CRAPITOL (aka the Capitol)

Austin's capitol dome is a beehive of activity. Inside is a lot of glossy marble, too many tourists, a sweet cafeteria that slings killer chicken salad sandwiches, and even more impressive, accommodating bathrooms that are nicer than we expected. We popped into the Capitol Grill for lunch one day (yum, and cheap), and then of course had to check out the facilities. They are pretty sweet! They could be some of the best in town. - Butter

QUALITY SEAFOOD MARKET

This old school fish market has been around for ever. I've lived in Austin almost 2 years now and have never been until a co-worker of mine suggested we go for lunch. I had Shrimp Po-Boy which was amazing! I decided after my Po-Boy to hit up the bathrooms and check em out. The walk down that long hallway was a little scary especially cause the bus boy was on the phone and was a little weird. But once I got to the bathrooms they were very nice. A Plus!

THE HALLWAY



THE BATHROOM

BRICK OVEN PIZZA (Red River)

What can I say here? Bathrooms are very blue and clean for the most part. Nice Artwork too! If you gotta go then I say go for it. Thumbs up

LADIES (thanks Karen!!)




MENS

Continental Club!!

A Co-Worker of mine told me to check out Continental Club's bathroom which was ironic cause I already had plans to go to here last Saturday. This bathroom is up there with Emo's. Smells so bad and there's no way in hell you could shit here (unless you had a friend guard the door). If you are drinking here and feel the need to shit then I would head to Homeslice as they have nice bathrooms.

MAX'S WINE DIVE

Max's Wine Dive just opened up on 3rd and San Jacinto. It's a super classy wine bar with gourmet comfort food. We are so fancy and highbrow that we got invited to the soft opening and the mirrors weren't even installed yet!! Can you believe it!? We love this place and are totally coming back like a mofo. - Butter